2005-08-29
1:09 p.m.
Well will you look at what Oprah has to say about poop. The highlights:When it comes to figuring out if you're digesting things properly and eating healthy, Dr. Mehmet Oz says that you should rely on your senses in the bathroom. For starters, have you ever thought about the importance of what your bowel movement sounds like when it hits the water? Listen up!
"You want to hear what the stool, the poop, sounds like when it hits the water. If it sounds like a bombardier, you know, 'plop, plop, plop,' that's not right because it means you're constipated. It means the food is too hard by the time it comes out. It should hit the water like a diver from Acapulco hits the water [swoosh]." Like a diver from Acapulco??
I can�t believe Suge Knight got shot. That guy is so scary. He reminds me of Macellus Wallace. And he survived, you know he�ll be coming after them with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch.
Who gets to name the hurricanes? I wonder why they don't name them popular names like Hurricane Heather. Hurricane Jennifer. Hurricane Emma.
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