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2007-07-29 :: dear darling readers

2007-07-28 :: it's hard out here for a pimp


2007-07-27 :: astrology is from the debul!


2007-07-25 :: yay

2007-07-25 :: not eva longoria

2007-07-21 :: blame canada

2007-07-17 :: i'm on a mexican, whoa, radio


2007-07-16 :: mr. blue sky

2007-07-12 :: hottern the hinges on
the gates of hell


2007-07-09 :: adventures in parenting


2007-07-04 :: je suis fier pour être Américain

2007-07-03 :: they call me the polish stallion

2007-07-01 :: weekend review

2007-06-29 :: gayfinger

2007-06-28 :: this is awesome

2007-06-26 :: oh, and one more jerry thing


2007-06-23 :: jerry versus the drive-thru


2007-06-21 :: an adam carolla quote

2007-06-19 :: juder is a punk

2007-06-16 :: great job, tim & eric. thanks a lot.


2007-06-14 :: jazz flute

2007-06-13 :: allow me to be frank

2007-06-12 :: jerry johnson

2007-06-08 :: paris hilton is a stupid spoiled whore


2007-06-07 :: capital punishment for paris hilton, pls


2007-06-06 :: word that my phone's predictive text won't spell

2007-06-04 :: big honkin' bug. scared.

2007-05-31 :: the smartasses at google maps


2007-05-28 :: brian wilson

2007-05-25 :: my sense of humor is the same as a 10 year old boy

2007-05-22 :: WARNING: the pancakes you are about to enjoy are extremely not suitable for work

2007-05-20 :: in the thames!! ha ha!!

2007-05-17 :: planet unicorn

2007-05-14 :: like californ-i-a

2007-05-01 :: misogyny personified


2007-04-29 :: physics makes us all its bitches


2007-04-27 :: where your mouth has been


2007-04-23 :: sanjaya!

2007-04-18 :: those evil-natured robots

2007-04-16 :: it's hard out here for a pimp


2007-04-12 :: david on oprah

2007-04-10 :: easter kiester

2007-04-06 :: pants-off dance-off

2007-04-05 :: nattering

2007-04-04 :: i snorted my dad

2007-04-03 :: bad parents running rampant


2007-03-30 :: tea comma sleepytime

2007-03-26 :: a picture of hammerhead

2007-03-23 :: infant literacy due to
bovine growth hormone?


2007-03-20 :: return of hammerhead

2007-03-16 :: i'm never gonna get because of my bad credit

2007-03-13 :: is that a holstein crockpot?


2007-03-08 :: you know i got rhymes like abe vigoda


2007-03-03 :: weird food and devastation


2007-02-25 :: oscar recap

2007-02-22 :: a big, fat puffy sticker

2007-02-20 :: i'm totally getting all of this


2007-02-15 :: the surprise surgery party

2007-02-15 :: "Just pass."

2007-02-14 :: happy vd

2007-02-13 :: retroactive nebulizer

2007-02-12 :: a very long poem

2007-02-09 :: gonna party like it's my birfday and i don't give a fiznuck cause it's my birfday

2007-02-08 :: hammerhead theatre

2007-02-07 :: only 712 shopping days left


2007-02-06 :: where's my rabbit pelt?


2007-02-02 :: cleanse your cd collection!


2007-02-01 :: another hammerhead theatre


2007-01-30 :: God's going to teabag you
in five minutes


2007-01-26 :: please turn to page 43
of your nap pamphlet


2007-01-24 :: please don't be a vague
asshole on craigslist


2007-01-23 :: more hammerhead theatre


2007-01-22 :: you get to punch someone. who?


2007-01-18 :: hammerhead theatre

2007-01-16 :: grandma said the n word again


2007-01-09 :: i hide in the high brush and
study the elusive tard


2007-01-07 :: takenouchi yutaka!

2007-01-05 :: this blog completed at great expense and at the last minute

2006-12-27 :: hammerhead theatre

2006-12-24 :: christmas eve eve

2006-12-20 :: oh what fun it is to ride

2006-12-15 :: torrential downpour

2006-12-13 :: dither dither

2006-12-11 :: santa musings

2006-12-07 :: i wrote a letter to Focus
on the Family today


2006-12-06 :: porkchop womack

2006-12-02 :: andy rooney will seat you now


2006-11-30 :: a protest at mars hill church


2006-11-21 :: new boots and panties!!

2006-11-13 :: very nice, i like

2006-11-08 :: baking chocolate

2006-11-07 :: one by one i'll knock you out


2006-11-01 :: when you're sliding into home and your pants are full of foam


2006-10-24 :: urban dictionary, i think you move me


2006-10-18 :: stems not caps

2006-10-16 :: lipstick on the filter, but not in a poetic way

2006-10-11 :: weekend, part deux

2006-10-10 :: weekend pics, part one

2006-10-03 :: today's quotes

2006-09-30 :: norm macdonald: too soon?


2006-09-27 :: monkey/peach maneuver of death


2006-09-26 :: your pantslessness
knows no bounds


2006-09-20 :: pompeidong

2006-09-13 :: business class

2006-09-12 :: what's a sloe gin fizz exactly?


2006-09-07 :: michael kors looks like
a honey baked ham


2006-09-05 :: what pajamas would jesus wear?


2006-08-30 :: rod danz resurfaces!!

2006-08-24 :: strong black woman

2006-08-20 :: hellohihey

2006-08-16 :: wave hello

2006-08-13 :: wow

2006-08-11 :: screw the ozone layer!
my ass is too hot!


2006-08-10 :: i said lady, step into my hyundai


2006-08-03 :: fursday

2006-08-02 :: rinse, repeat

2006-07-28 :: calgon, go eff yourself

2006-07-26 :: lance the lesbian

2006-07-22 :: address to a haggis

2006-07-12 :: tuggage lags

2006-07-07 :: and under weaknesses
you've put "eczema"


2006-07-05 :: tiglets!

2006-07-01 :: weird meat and raisins

2006-06-29 :: not to worry, they've got
a thin candy shell


2006-06-28 :: macaroni narcissus

2006-06-25 :: now with comments feature


2006-06-22 :: gaydar tale

2006-06-20 :: the world cup is basically porn


2006-06-15 :: two words: vampire pomeranian


2006-06-12 :: "moisturizer" is the
worst word ever


2006-06-09 :: listing

2006-06-08 :: to the extreme i rock the
mic like a vandal


2006-06-07 :: happy little bluebirds

2006-06-05 :: i'm WHO?

2006-06-02 :: on a planet named for
the roman god of war


2006-05-31 :: on a steel horse i ride

2006-05-30 :: my purse was stolen!

2006-05-26 :: may i ask who has whiskers?


2006-05-24 :: bang la desh!

2006-05-16 :: oprah and gayle: just friends?


2006-05-11 :: a dog named sirloin

2006-05-10 :: fudge and grind

2006-05-05 :: cinco de mayo, blowout, denial


2006-05-03 :: come to butt-head

2006-04-28 :: stemjob

2006-04-27 :: whenever minutes

2006-04-21 :: suri with a fringe on top

2006-04-13 :: careful! the blog you're about to read is extremely awesome

2006-04-10 :: thor's a homo

2006-04-06 :: making me stumble

2006-04-03 :: le temps de l'épargne de
jour est mauvais


2006-03-29 :: it's just not in the style of tigers


2006-03-27 :: the musings of shane

2006-03-24 :: these bites are made for poppin'


2006-03-22 :: married parents

2006-03-21 :: dino plays piano dot com

2006-03-14 :: hey, stop that

2006-03-09 :: for the seafood lover in you


2006-03-06 :: sports & wine

2006-03-03 :: furry mctwitch

2006-02-25 :: stalkstalkstalkstalk

2006-02-24 :: designers, you let me violate you


2006-02-21 :: monday's oprah

2006-02-15 :: rate me, rate me my friend


2006-02-10 :: whackmasters anonymous


2006-02-09 :: gonna drink bacardi cause it's my birfday

2006-02-06 :: camptown ladies sing this song


2006-02-04 :: sorry, your search for "chubby chasers" returned no results


2006-02-01 :: careless whisper

2006-01-30 :: northern dong

2006-01-27 :: survey the crowd

2006-01-26 :: made from real receptionists


2006-01-26 :: why you put salt in the coffee?


2006-01-25 :: i have to admit it's getting better


2006-01-23 :: i want to live in truckee.


2006-01-19 :: blogging will continue
until morale improves


2006-01-17 :: remains of the day lunchbox


2006-01-12 :: my uterus done fell on the floor


2006-01-09 :: can jessica wakefield resist dan mcallery's web of deceit?


2006-01-05 :: dig if you will the picture


2005-12-22 :: i smell refund!

2005-12-20 :: my favorite longmont potion castle call

2005-12-19 :: the friendliest dealers in town


2005-12-14 :: thumpity thump thump


2005-12-12 :: happy schmolidays


2005-12-09 :: 800-800-8553

2005-12-05 :: i like to dislike cheryl waters


2005-11-28 :: salon selectives

2005-11-24 :: spanksgiving

2005-11-21 :: almanzo's gilded name cards


2005-11-14 :: oprah's "friend" gayle king


2005-11-12 :: when fozzie wears jeans

2005-11-10 :: reply-to-all

2005-11-09 :: quota

2005-11-08 :: it's a nice day to...START AGAIIIIIIN

2005-11-03 :: kevin federline has a single out?!


2005-10-31 :: you need to have a happy heart like jesus

2005-10-20 :: my lovely lady lump

2005-10-11 :: squirrel nutkin

2005-10-10 :: they leave suspicious things in the sink

2005-10-07 :: i've been thinking about my doorbell


2005-09-29 :: with your good bag and
your cheap shoes


2005-09-25 :: oh baxter! you are my little gentleman. i’ll take you to foggy londontown because you are my little gentleman


2005-09-21 :: those ubiquitous freaking livestrong bracelets

2005-09-19 :: it's fun to type banana


2005-09-15 :: meeting people is easy

2005-09-13 :: this coffee tastes like poop.
burnt poop.


2005-09-12 :: let me see your tootsie roll


2005-08-31 :: shizzle to my nizzle


2005-08-29 :: oprah addresses pooping


2005-08-25 :: fungus among us

2005-08-24 :: a crystal blue italian stream


2005-08-19 :: it's kinda hard being
snoop d-o-double-g


2005-08-15 :: gosh, i love that gorillaz song


2005-08-10 :: in new york

2005-08-08 :: why you gotta act like you know when you don't know?

2005-08-03 :: cologne ranger

2005-08-01 :: no, i'm rhyming. it's not easy.


2005-07-28 :: sweating my balls off

2005-07-27 :: absorbent and yellow and porous is he


2005-07-26 :: ralph was small and soft

2005-07-19 :: you're gonna see a side of dignan that you've never seen before. a sick, sadistic side!

2005-07-14 :: respect the meat

2005-07-13 :: kelli kapowski got married!


2005-07-11 :: expresso beverage

2005-07-08 :: he likes girls with names like ashley


2005-07-05 :: liquid aminos

2005-07-01 :: i see a swallow perched in front of me


2005-06-28 :: believe it or not, george isn't at home


2005-06-27 :: let's drive around and chew gum


2005-06-24 :: but they're nothing like billy and me


2005-06-19 :: life is waiting to carry you home everywhere you look


2005-06-14 :: naptime for nubbins

2005-06-09 :: biscuits for smut

2005-06-09 :: krypto the superdog

2005-06-07 :: aka baklava rodriguez

2005-06-06 :: it was a pleasure babysitting kevin

2005-06-03 :: ain't nobody gonna breaka my stride


2005-06-02 :: before the rising sun we fly


2005-05-31 :: i woulnd't say i've been missing it, bob


2005-05-27 :: the taste of your lips i wanna ride


2005-05-26 :: i want it that way

2005-05-23 :: i just don't get star wars


2005-05-20 :: reviews are out

2005-05-20 :: link happy

2005-05-17 :: that dog won't hunt

2005-05-16 :: somebody's cold one is giving me chills

2005-05-12 :: renee zellweger got married?!


2005-05-10 :: i prefer to produce and deliver my own product

2005-05-09 :: you just keep on pushing my love over the borderline

2005-05-08 :: ben folds is a genius

2005-05-05 :: u.s. west, now qwest

2005-05-04 :: i woke up alarmed

2005-05-03 :: then i heard the alpine play


2005-05-02 :: hey ferris, how's your bod?


2005-04-29 :: don't say pubic in front of little chrissy


2005-04-27 :: hey, stop that

2005-04-22 :: carol always gives it to me straight


2005-04-21 :: thought we were getting somewhere


2005-04-20 :: but where do they make balloons?


2005-04-19 :: not today, sherla

2005-04-18 :: lighter and crisper

2005-04-17 :: -

2005-04-16 :: rigamarole

2005-04-14 :: pottery barn is not healthy for children and other living things

2005-04-13 :: she's actual size but she seems much bigger to me

2005-04-12 :: everybody walk the dinosaur


2005-04-11 :: mommie dearest

2005-04-08 :: dongshoulder

2005-04-05 :: just jealous and jaded, outside looking in!

2005-04-04 :: does the pope shit in the woods?


2005-03-30 :: we're gonna put you in a trance with a funky song

2005-03-24 :: she got really weird with the bear


2005-03-18 :: why do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?

2005-03-15 :: we don't offer a postgraduate year


2005-03-11 :: soccer mom tech support


2005-03-10 :: apocalypse ahora

2005-03-08 :: it does this when it's told or else it gets the trucker wallet and comfortable shoes again

2005-03-07 :: the queen's corgis

2005-03-03 :: brain = 60% female

2005-03-02 :: smell phone

2005-03-01 :: look out mr. potato head!

2005-02-28 :: no, but my father was a piano mover, so...

2005-02-25 :: lawrence of arabia, british beatlemania


2005-02-23 :: smallest waist in three counties


2005-02-22 :: if i should buy jellybeans

2005-02-18 :: lara's stepdad calls
thai food "thigh food"


2005-02-17 :: roughing up the suspect


2005-02-14 :: i wear the required uniform


2005-02-10 :: i am disrespectful to dirt

2005-02-09 :: gonna sip bacardi like it's my birfday


2005-02-08 :: crazy with the cheese whiz

2005-02-07 :: once my pants are on i make gold records

2005-02-04 :: i stole the tv

2005-02-03 :: i'm gonna sit at the welcome table


2005-01-31 :: that i should gain

2005-01-27 :: she blinks!

2005-01-26 :: donut hole

2005-01-21 :: rilian flannery

2005-01-17 :: fizzy lifting drinks

2005-01-16 :: germans love david hasselhoff!


2005-01-14 :: paul mumaw got married

2005-01-09 :: heidi klum is to public speaking as
star jones is to pole vaulting


2005-01-07 :: pork chops and applesauce

2005-01-06 :: goth talk

2005-01-04 :: ri-damn-diculous

2005-01-03 :: clarence carter! clarence carter!


2005-01-01 :: new year's day is boring


2004-12-29 :: this pantsuit sort of thing

2004-12-27 :: bizarre gardening accident


2004-12-25 :: the authorities said it's better left unsolved

2004-12-21 :: teenage suicide (don't do it)


2004-12-20 :: you know there's nothing worth stealing from my mom and craig


2004-12-17 :: i know you'd love to sit there and keep being not slim

2004-12-16 :: don't believe in forced entry


2004-12-14 :: eat knit and die

2004-12-13 :: holiday togetherness

2004-12-09 :: when you little scamps get together you're worse than a sewing circle


2004-12-07 :: achin' for aiken

2004-12-06 :: oprah's wildest dreams bus

2004-12-05 :: grace thinks you're a failure? what has she ever done with her life that's so great?

2004-12-02 :: from a pay phone in hell

2004-11-29 :: surf and turf

2004-11-27 :: the exact colour of mutton fat


2004-11-22 :: ways nature says beware

2004-11-19 :: actual age

2004-11-16 :: perspicuity

2004-11-15 :: operation no doubt is in effect


2004-11-13 :: i like to watch things on tv

2004-11-10 :: real real real, do you feel real


2004-11-08 :: noogies from clay aiken

2004-11-05 :: at home with clay aiken

2004-11-04 :: piss quiz

2004-11-02 :: crap

2004-11-01 :: this isn't 'nam, smokey. it's bowling. there are rules.

2004-10-30 :: i'm crazy protractor face! although my vision is impaired, i can still see you've got candy

2004-10-28 :: how can you just sit there when 'assisted-living vampire' is on?


2004-10-27 :: if that ain't country i'll kiss your ass


2004-10-26 :: i only eat food in bar form

2004-10-25 :: you have not lived until you've typed "tori spelling" into a search engine


2004-10-22 :: trust the gordon's fisherman


2004-10-20 :: is that a real poncho?

2004-10-18 :: lightning crashes, pretension thrives


2004-10-14 :: baking chocolate and lysol

2004-10-12 :: john macintoe

2004-10-11 :: i service society by rocking


2004-10-07 :: ballad of big nothing

2004-10-06 :: heidelberg catechism

2004-10-05 :: hold me closer tony danza


2004-10-03 :: i've never had it so well before


2004-09-30 :: i find your lack of faith disturbing


2004-09-29 :: all i wanted was a pepsi and she wouldn't give it to me! just one pepsi!


2004-09-27 :: upper decker

2004-09-25 :: squarer than robot shit

2004-09-24 :: NPR and macrame

2004-09-21 :: wakeboarding is not a crime


2004-09-20 :: the art of falconry

2004-09-15 :: don't worry 'bout nothin cause it won't take long

2004-09-14 :: listen up everybody if you wanna take a chance

2004-09-13 :: confessional

2004-09-11 :: watch the line of flight of the ball

2004-09-09 :: someone keeps leaving their 11x13 poster of lil' bow wow in the color copier

2004-09-07 :: it's a cruel cruel summer

2004-09-03 :: rapid rewards

2004-09-02 :: i said lady, step inside my hyundai


2004-08-31 :: he's looking at you, beavis


2004-08-28 :: taking your mom home tonight


2004-08-27 :: vermin on the mount

2004-08-25 :: what do old people smell like?


2004-08-24 :: craptacular

2004-08-23 :: it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

2004-08-20 :: tina, eat!

2004-08-19 :: we plants are happy plants

2004-08-18 :: large fuzzy dice hang proudly

2004-08-16 :: fried green tomatoes

2004-08-16 :: i think i have tourette's

2004-08-13 :: netflix espionage

2004-08-12 :: bedenimed

2004-08-11 :: if nautical nonsense be
something you wish


2004-08-09 :: but no more than the
average office worker


2004-08-07 :: if you can't say something nice,
come sit by me


2004-08-06 :: fine pewter portraits of general
apathy and major boredom


2004-08-05 :: don't drive angry

2004-08-03 :: do the chickens have large talons?

2004-08-02 :: tina! come get your ham

2004-07-29 :: i approve this message.
in fact, i think it’s awesome


2004-07-28 :: another email from an effin baby!


2004-07-27 :: i think i got a food in the oven


2004-07-26 :: the sharks are biting

2004-07-25 :: liquid krispy kreme?

2004-07-23 :: the hot hot heat in the 206

2004-07-21 :: if karma is real we're all screwed

2004-07-20 :: and that's how it came to be known
as luxembourg


2004-07-19 :: margaret cho, shame on you

2004-07-17 :: don't you hate the word "toppings"?


2004-07-16 :: don't get too close to migs's cell

2004-07-15 :: what can brown do for you?


2004-07-13 :: five-generation portrait

2004-07-12 :: smooth jazz

2004-07-11 :: a giraffe named snapshot

2004-07-09 :: there is a wild fandango
loose in the building


2004-07-06 :: sack of wrenches

2004-07-05 :: i thought it was the end i thought it was the 4th of july

2004-07-03 :: lance armstrong is a butt nacho


2004-07-01 :: weird food and devastation


2004-06-30 :: gospel clowning

2004-06-29 :: monica the mennonite

2004-06-28 :: blame canada

2004-06-24 :: the battle of who could care less


2004-06-22 :: jellyfishin'

2004-06-21 :: got a good reason for taking
the easy way out


2004-06-19 :: taking your mom home tonight


2004-06-17 :: they're good people, they're fine americans, but they don't know what the queers are doing to the soil

2004-06-16 :: well baby i promise to wear my helmet when i'm riding on my bike

2004-06-14 :: you axe your mom please
but she still says no


2004-06-12 :: i'm from the east coast
so i don't say 'hella'


2004-06-09 :: a pig...IN A CAGE...onnnn...
ANTIbiodics! THANK you!


2004-06-08 :: hammer don't hurt em

2004-06-07 :: sounds like someone's got a
case of the mondays


2004-06-06 :: you're going to see a side of dignan that you've never seen before! a sick sadistic side

2004-06-04 :: you gotta get me one of
these jumpsuits


2004-06-03 :: 911 is a joke in your town

2004-06-01 :: infant literacy due to bovine
growth hormone?


2004-05-28 :: shouldn't steal my stuff

2004-05-27 :: driving into town
tired and depressed


2004-05-26 :: a puff of air to the eye

2004-05-25 :: for the last time

2004-05-24 :: too many puppies

2004-05-22 :: gaz

2004-05-21 :: an american whackmaster
in london


2004-05-20 :: i wouldn't say i've been
missing it, bob


2004-05-19 :: i don't want to
go to church anymore


2004-05-17 :: sir vay

2004-05-15 :: sense memory

2004-05-14 :: worldwide pants

2004-05-13 :: not mother?

2004-05-11 :: virtual knuckle cracking

2004-05-10 :: 7th heaven isn't too
far away in a manger


2004-05-08 :: i'd prefer not to

2004-05-06 :: so how many cameras are
actually on you?


2004-05-05 :: butter pecan extravaganza


2004-05-02 :: loganberry episode

2004-04-29 :: strawberry emergency

2004-04-28 :: "how the west was fun"

2004-04-27 :: wakey wakey, eggs and bakey


2004-04-26 :: dear auntie stephy

2004-04-25 :: bud cort is a satisfying name
to take in vain


2004-04-23 :: salah is at it again

2004-04-21 :: hold it in, we all win

2004-04-21 :: i'll think about that tomorrow


2004-04-19 :: i got bitches in the living
room gettin it on


2004-04-17 :: the caipirinha is our friend

2004-04-16 :: how'd an asshole like bob
get such a great kitchen?


2004-04-14 :: illustrated bible for
children under seven


2004-04-13 :: bursting with fruit flavor

2004-04-12 :: caps lock?

2004-04-09 :: waffles; forthwith

2004-04-09 :: bands with managers


2004-04-07 :: the slithy toves

2004-04-06 :: bells are pealing in the
church of oprah


2004-04-02 :: i'm extremely nonplussed.
is that the right word? - larry david


2004-03-30 :: circus peanuts = good!

2004-03-29 :: danny's not here right
now, mrs. torrance


2004-03-26 :: nurse ratched, antagonist

2004-03-26 :: look, i'm a collectible


2004-03-25 :: i came to tell you of the rhythms of the universe


2004-03-24 :: you know there's nothing to steal
from my mom and craig


2004-03-23 :: cigarettes and chocolate milk


2004-03-22 :: i wouldn't say i've been missing it, bob


2004-03-19 :: muahahaha

2004-03-19 :: worth the hasselhoff

2004-03-18 :: drugs are bad,
jenny eat something


2004-03-15 :: i want to spend all your money


2004-03-14 :: there is a wild fandango
loose in the building


2004-03-13 :: suck my teenage thumb

2004-03-12 :: and whatever rhymes with eloquent


2004-03-11 :: to toil in obscurity and die penniless


2004-03-10 :: you have reached the
winter of my discontent


2004-03-08 :: sad

2004-03-04 :: goldfish. nimble. pantleg hem.
(things that can bite you)


2004-03-02 :: the ethan hawke school
of smoldering intensity


2004-02-28 :: it could grip it by the husk


2004-02-27 :: gangs and your business: a very
important topic in society today.
suicide! let's start with that.


2004-02-25 :: i think courtney taylor-taylor injects
collagen, and i'm glad he does


2004-02-24 :: the lap dance is always better
if the stripper is crying


2004-02-23 :: patented front-butt technology


2004-02-21 :: see?

2004-02-20 :: mistakes
horrible ones
we knew
we meant
we were
to make
making


2004-02-19 :: nice dream

2004-02-17 :: black people love kool-aid

2004-02-16 :: Shave off that goatee,
you look like an idiot.


2004-02-14 :: cheese graters and razor clams

2004-02-12 :: delicious and nutritious

2004-02-12 :: glowing all green and white

2004-02-11 :: let me ask you a loaded question
(but his pants were already halfway down)


2004-02-09 :: gonna sip bacardi like it's my birfday
and you know we don't give a fiznuck
cause it's my birfday


2004-02-07 :: i spend too much time wondering
why i got an opinion


2004-02-06 :: hope you like crap

2004-02-05 :: you oughta give some serious thought
to thanking your lucky stars you're
in texas!


2004-02-04 :: couple of couches, sleep on
the loveseat


2004-02-03 :: now you bring something nice to wear

2004-02-02 :: justin timberlake does not make mistakes onstage

2004-02-01 :: moons over my hammy

2004-01-31 :: i am freezing

2004-01-30 :: say it ain't so

2004-01-29 :: horse hockey

2004-01-28 :: jim expresses negativity; attempts to
thwart maple syrup mission


2004-01-27 :: syruping

2004-01-26 :: oh, and peonies.
you can get me peonies.


2004-01-24 :: no wire hangers!

2004-01-23 :: beefy-T

2004-01-22 :: "there's nothing like a fat ass
in white pants." -shane m.


2004-01-20 :: just

2004-01-19 :: mmm, bacon

2004-01-18 :: with a face like that do ya

2004-01-17 :: getaway van

2004-01-15 :: poor man's tivo

2004-01-14 :: sophia & gabriel

2004-01-14 :: dilbert-esque

2004-01-12 :: later on you'll see it's kinda hard
bein' snoop d-o-double-g


2004-01-10 :: hot pockets

2004-01-07 :: the musings of shane

2004-01-07 :: cheap grace

2004-01-06 :: snow terror 2004

2004-01-05 :: tambourine mania!

2004-01-03 :: form of...a pail!

2004-01-01 :: egg nog, i love you

2003-12-30 :: goatees are the new mullet

2003-12-29 :: air rage

2003-12-25 :: the soft glow of electric sex
standing in the window


2003-12-23 :: all my exes live in texas
(they really do)


2003-12-23 :: steers and queers

2003-12-22 :: american by birth,
texan by the grace of God


2003-12-19 :: christmas cheer

2003-12-18 :: aqua teen hunger force

2003-12-17 :: well, i'll be dog

2003-12-15 :: car trouble inequals fun

2003-12-14 :: someone's been reading
'html for dummies'


2003-12-11 :: watch out boy, she'll chew you up

2003-12-09 :: no teabagging the customers!

2003-12-07 :: r.i.p. , mr. transmission

2003-12-05 :: zankou chicken

2003-12-04 :: corduroy ornaments?

2003-12-03 :: holiday drinks are here

2003-11-27 :: words, words, words.

2003-11-24 :: "i'm usually the date rape girl but this year i get to be the abortion girl!" -Hellhouse

2003-11-23 :: worldwide pants

2003-11-20 :: did you write this?

2003-11-19 :: putting it off

2003-11-18 :: Dos

2003-11-17 :: Uno