Archives
2007-07-29 :: dear darling readers2007-07-28 :: it's hard out here for a pimp
2007-07-27 :: astrology is from the debul!
2007-07-25 :: yay
2007-07-25 :: not eva longoria
2007-07-21 :: blame canada
2007-07-17 :: i'm on a mexican, whoa, radio
2007-07-16 :: mr. blue sky
2007-07-12 :: hottern the hinges on
the gates of hell
2007-07-09 :: adventures in parenting
2007-07-04 :: je suis fier pour �tre Am�ricain
2007-07-03 :: they call me the polish stallion
2007-07-01 :: weekend review
2007-06-29 :: gayfinger
2007-06-28 :: this is awesome
2007-06-26 :: oh, and one more jerry thing
2007-06-23 :: jerry versus the drive-thru
2007-06-21 :: an adam carolla quote
2007-06-19 :: juder is a punk
2007-06-16 :: great job, tim & eric. thanks a lot.
2007-06-14 :: jazz flute
2007-06-13 :: allow me to be frank
2007-06-12 :: jerry johnson
2007-06-08 :: paris hilton is a stupid spoiled whore
2007-06-07 :: capital punishment for paris hilton, pls
2007-06-06 :: word that my phone's predictive text won't spell
2007-06-04 :: big honkin' bug. scared.
2007-05-31 :: the smartasses at google maps
2007-05-28 :: brian wilson
2007-05-25 :: my sense of humor is the same as a 10 year old boy
2007-05-22 :: WARNING: the pancakes you are about to enjoy are extremely not suitable for work
2007-05-20 :: in the thames!! ha ha!!
2007-05-17 :: planet unicorn
2007-05-14 :: like californ-i-a
2007-05-01 :: misogyny personified
2007-04-29 :: physics makes us all its bitches
2007-04-27 :: where your mouth has been
2007-04-23 :: sanjaya!
2007-04-18 :: those evil-natured robots
2007-04-16 :: it's hard out here for a pimp
2007-04-12 :: david on oprah
2007-04-10 :: easter kiester
2007-04-06 :: pants-off dance-off
2007-04-05 :: nattering
2007-04-04 :: i snorted my dad
2007-04-03 :: bad parents running rampant
2007-03-30 :: tea comma sleepytime
2007-03-26 :: a picture of hammerhead
2007-03-23 :: infant literacy due to
bovine growth hormone?
2007-03-20 :: return of hammerhead
2007-03-16 :: i'm never gonna get because of my bad credit
2007-03-13 :: is that a holstein crockpot?
2007-03-08 :: you know i got rhymes like abe vigoda
2007-03-03 :: weird food and devastation
2007-02-25 :: oscar recap
2007-02-22 :: a big, fat puffy sticker
2007-02-20 :: i'm totally getting all of this
2007-02-15 :: the surprise surgery party
2007-02-15 :: "Just pass."
2007-02-14 :: happy vd
2007-02-13 :: retroactive nebulizer
2007-02-12 :: a very long poem
2007-02-09 :: gonna party like it's my birfday and i don't give a fiznuck cause it's my birfday
2007-02-08 :: hammerhead theatre
2007-02-07 :: only 712 shopping days left
2007-02-06 :: where's my rabbit pelt?
2007-02-02 :: cleanse your cd collection!
2007-02-01 :: another hammerhead theatre
2007-01-30 :: God's going to teabag you
in five minutes
2007-01-26 :: please turn to page 43
of your nap pamphlet
2007-01-24 :: please don't be a vague
asshole on craigslist
2007-01-23 :: more hammerhead theatre
2007-01-22 :: you get to punch someone. who?
2007-01-18 :: hammerhead theatre
2007-01-16 :: grandma said the n word again
2007-01-09 :: i hide in the high brush and
study the elusive tard
2007-01-07 :: takenouchi yutaka!
2007-01-05 :: this blog completed at great expense and at the last minute
2006-12-27 :: hammerhead theatre
2006-12-24 :: christmas eve eve
2006-12-20 :: oh what fun it is to ride
2006-12-15 :: torrential downpour
2006-12-13 :: dither dither
2006-12-11 :: santa musings
2006-12-07 :: i wrote a letter to Focus
on the Family today
2006-12-06 :: porkchop womack
2006-12-02 :: andy rooney will seat you now
2006-11-30 :: a protest at mars hill church
2006-11-21 :: new boots and panties!!
2006-11-13 :: very nice, i like
2006-11-08 :: baking chocolate
2006-11-07 :: one by one i'll knock you out
2006-11-01 :: when you're sliding into home and your pants are full of foam
2006-10-24 :: urban dictionary, i think you move me
2006-10-18 :: stems not caps
2006-10-16 :: lipstick on the filter, but not in a poetic way
2006-10-11 :: weekend, part deux
2006-10-10 :: weekend pics, part one
2006-10-03 :: today's quotes
2006-09-30 :: norm macdonald: too soon?
2006-09-27 :: monkey/peach maneuver of death
2006-09-26 :: your pantslessness
knows no bounds
2006-09-20 :: pompeidong
2006-09-13 :: business class
2006-09-12 :: what's a sloe gin fizz exactly?
2006-09-07 :: michael kors looks like
a honey baked ham
2006-09-05 :: what pajamas would jesus wear?
2006-08-30 :: rod danz resurfaces!!
2006-08-24 :: strong black woman
2006-08-20 :: hellohihey
2006-08-16 :: wave hello
2006-08-13 :: wow
2006-08-11 :: screw the ozone layer!
my ass is too hot!
2006-08-10 :: i said lady, step into my hyundai
2006-08-03 :: fursday
2006-08-02 :: rinse, repeat
2006-07-28 :: calgon, go eff yourself
2006-07-26 :: lance the lesbian
2006-07-22 :: address to a haggis
2006-07-12 :: tuggage lags
2006-07-07 :: and under weaknesses
you've put "eczema"
2006-07-05 :: tiglets!
2006-07-01 :: weird meat and raisins
2006-06-29 :: not to worry, they've got
a thin candy shell
2006-06-28 :: macaroni narcissus
2006-06-25 :: now with comments feature
2006-06-22 :: gaydar tale
2006-06-20 :: the world cup is basically porn
2006-06-15 :: two words: vampire pomeranian
2006-06-12 :: "moisturizer" is the
worst word ever
2006-06-09 :: listing
2006-06-08 :: to the extreme i rock the
mic like a vandal
2006-06-07 :: happy little bluebirds
2006-06-05 :: i'm WHO?
2006-06-02 :: on a planet named for
the roman god of war
2006-05-31 :: on a steel horse i ride
2006-05-30 :: my purse was stolen!
2006-05-26 :: may i ask who has whiskers?
2006-05-24 :: bang la desh!
2006-05-16 :: oprah and gayle: just friends?
2006-05-11 :: a dog named sirloin
2006-05-10 :: fudge and grind
2006-05-05 :: cinco de mayo, blowout, denial
2006-05-03 :: come to butt-head
2006-04-28 :: stemjob
2006-04-27 :: whenever minutes
2006-04-21 :: suri with a fringe on top
2006-04-13 :: careful! the blog you're about to read is extremely awesome
2006-04-10 :: thor's a homo
2006-04-06 :: making me stumble
2006-04-03 :: le temps de l'�pargne de
jour est mauvais
2006-03-29 :: it's just not in the style of tigers
2006-03-27 :: the musings of shane
2006-03-24 :: these bites are made for poppin'
2006-03-22 :: married parents
2006-03-21 :: dino plays piano dot com
2006-03-14 :: hey, stop that
2006-03-09 :: for the seafood lover in you
2006-03-06 :: sports & wine
2006-03-03 :: furry mctwitch
2006-02-25 :: stalkstalkstalkstalk
2006-02-24 :: designers, you let me violate you
2006-02-21 :: monday's oprah
2006-02-15 :: rate me, rate me my friend
2006-02-10 :: whackmasters anonymous
2006-02-09 :: gonna drink bacardi cause it's my birfday
2006-02-06 :: camptown ladies sing this song
2006-02-04 :: sorry, your search for "chubby chasers" returned no results
2006-02-01 :: careless whisper
2006-01-30 :: northern dong
2006-01-27 :: survey the crowd
2006-01-26 :: made from real receptionists
2006-01-26 :: why you put salt in the coffee?
2006-01-25 :: i have to admit it's getting better
2006-01-23 :: i want to live in truckee.
2006-01-19 :: blogging will continue
until morale improves
2006-01-17 :: remains of the day lunchbox
2006-01-12 :: my uterus done fell on the floor
2006-01-09 :: can jessica wakefield resist dan mcallery's web of deceit?
2006-01-05 :: dig if you will the picture
2005-12-22 :: i smell refund!
2005-12-20 :: my favorite longmont potion castle call
2005-12-19 :: the friendliest dealers in town
2005-12-14 :: thumpity thump thump
2005-12-12 :: happy schmolidays
2005-12-09 :: 800-800-8553
2005-12-05 :: i like to dislike cheryl waters
2005-11-28 :: salon selectives
2005-11-24 :: spanksgiving
2005-11-21 :: almanzo's gilded name cards
2005-11-14 :: oprah's "friend" gayle king
2005-11-12 :: when fozzie wears jeans
2005-11-10 :: reply-to-all
2005-11-09 :: quota
2005-11-08 :: it's a nice day to...START AGAIIIIIIN
2005-11-03 :: kevin federline has a single out?!
2005-10-31 :: you need to have a happy heart like jesus
2005-10-20 :: my lovely lady lump
2005-10-11 :: squirrel nutkin
2005-10-10 :: they leave suspicious things in the sink
2005-10-07 :: i've been thinking about my doorbell
2005-09-29 :: with your good bag and
your cheap shoes
2005-09-25 :: oh baxter! you are my little gentleman. i�ll take you to foggy londontown because you are my little gentleman
2005-09-21 :: those ubiquitous freaking livestrong bracelets
2005-09-19 :: it's fun to type banana
2005-09-15 :: meeting people is easy
2005-09-13 :: this coffee tastes like poop.
burnt poop.
2005-09-12 :: let me see your tootsie roll
2005-08-31 :: shizzle to my nizzle
2005-08-29 :: oprah addresses pooping
2005-08-25 :: fungus among us
2005-08-24 :: a crystal blue italian stream
2005-08-19 :: it's kinda hard being
snoop d-o-double-g
2005-08-15 :: gosh, i love that gorillaz song
2005-08-10 :: in new york
2005-08-08 :: why you gotta act like you know when you don't know?
2005-08-03 :: cologne ranger
2005-08-01 :: no, i'm rhyming. it's not easy.
2005-07-28 :: sweating my balls off
2005-07-27 :: absorbent and yellow and porous is he
2005-07-26 :: ralph was small and soft
2005-07-19 :: you're gonna see a side of dignan that you've never seen before. a sick, sadistic side!
2005-07-14 :: respect the meat
2005-07-13 :: kelli kapowski got married!
2005-07-11 :: expresso beverage
2005-07-08 :: he likes girls with names like ashley
2005-07-05 :: liquid aminos
2005-07-01 :: i see a swallow perched in front of me
2005-06-28 :: believe it or not, george isn't at home
2005-06-27 :: let's drive around and chew gum
2005-06-24 :: but they're nothing like billy and me
2005-06-19 :: life is waiting to carry you home everywhere you look
2005-06-14 :: naptime for nubbins
2005-06-09 :: biscuits for smut
2005-06-09 :: krypto the superdog
2005-06-07 :: aka baklava rodriguez
2005-06-06 :: it was a pleasure babysitting kevin
2005-06-03 :: ain't nobody gonna breaka my stride
2005-06-02 :: before the rising sun we fly
2005-05-31 :: i woulnd't say i've been missing it, bob
2005-05-27 :: the taste of your lips i wanna ride
2005-05-26 :: i want it that way
2005-05-23 :: i just don't get star wars
2005-05-20 :: reviews are out
2005-05-20 :: link happy
2005-05-17 :: that dog won't hunt
2005-05-16 :: somebody's cold one is giving me chills
2005-05-12 :: renee zellweger got married?!
2005-05-10 :: i prefer to produce and deliver my own product
2005-05-09 :: you just keep on pushing my love over the borderline
2005-05-08 :: ben folds is a genius
2005-05-05 :: u.s. west, now qwest
2005-05-04 :: i woke up alarmed
2005-05-03 :: then i heard the alpine play
2005-05-02 :: hey ferris, how's your bod?
2005-04-29 :: don't say pubic in front of little chrissy
2005-04-27 :: hey, stop that
2005-04-22 :: carol always gives it to me straight
2005-04-21 :: thought we were getting somewhere
2005-04-20 :: but where do they make balloons?
2005-04-19 :: not today, sherla
2005-04-18 :: lighter and crisper
2005-04-17 :: -
2005-04-16 :: rigamarole
2005-04-14 :: pottery barn is not healthy for children and other living things
2005-04-13 :: she's actual size but she seems much bigger to me
2005-04-12 :: everybody walk the dinosaur
2005-04-11 :: mommie dearest
2005-04-08 :: dongshoulder
2005-04-05 :: just jealous and jaded, outside looking in!
2005-04-04 :: does the pope shit in the woods?
2005-03-30 :: we're gonna put you in a trance with a funky song
2005-03-24 :: she got really weird with the bear
2005-03-18 :: why do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?
2005-03-15 :: we don't offer a postgraduate year
2005-03-11 :: soccer mom tech support
2005-03-10 :: apocalypse ahora
2005-03-08 :: it does this when it's told or else it gets the trucker wallet and comfortable shoes again
2005-03-07 :: the queen's corgis
2005-03-03 :: brain = 60% female
2005-03-02 :: smell phone
2005-03-01 :: look out mr. potato head!
2005-02-28 :: no, but my father was a piano mover, so...
2005-02-25 :: lawrence of arabia, british beatlemania
2005-02-23 :: smallest waist in three counties
2005-02-22 :: if i should buy jellybeans
2005-02-18 :: lara's stepdad calls
thai food "thigh food"
2005-02-17 :: roughing up the suspect
2005-02-14 :: i wear the required uniform
2005-02-10 :: i am disrespectful to dirt
2005-02-09 :: gonna sip bacardi like it's my birfday
2005-02-08 :: crazy with the cheese whiz
2005-02-07 :: once my pants are on i make gold records
2005-02-04 :: i stole the tv
2005-02-03 :: i'm gonna sit at the welcome table
2005-01-31 :: that i should gain
2005-01-27 :: she blinks!
2005-01-26 :: donut hole
2005-01-21 :: rilian flannery
2005-01-17 :: fizzy lifting drinks
2005-01-16 :: germans love david hasselhoff!
2005-01-14 :: paul mumaw got married
2005-01-09 :: heidi klum is to public speaking as
star jones is to pole vaulting
2005-01-07 :: pork chops and applesauce
2005-01-06 :: goth talk
2005-01-04 :: ri-damn-diculous
2005-01-03 :: clarence carter! clarence carter!
2005-01-01 :: new year's day is boring
2004-12-29 :: this pantsuit sort of thing
2004-12-27 :: bizarre gardening accident
2004-12-25 :: the authorities said it's better left unsolved
2004-12-21 :: teenage suicide (don't do it)
2004-12-20 :: you know there's nothing worth stealing from my mom and craig
2004-12-17 :: i know you'd love to sit there and keep being not slim
2004-12-16 :: don't believe in forced entry
2004-12-14 :: eat knit and die
2004-12-13 :: holiday togetherness
2004-12-09 :: when you little scamps get together you're worse than a sewing circle
2004-12-07 :: achin' for aiken
2004-12-06 :: oprah's wildest dreams bus
2004-12-05 :: grace thinks you're a failure? what has she ever done with her life that's so great?
2004-12-02 :: from a pay phone in hell
2004-11-29 :: surf and turf
2004-11-27 :: the exact colour of mutton fat
2004-11-22 :: ways nature says beware
2004-11-19 :: actual age
2004-11-16 :: perspicuity
2004-11-15 :: operation no doubt is in effect
2004-11-13 :: i like to watch things on tv
2004-11-10 :: real real real, do you feel real
2004-11-08 :: noogies from clay aiken
2004-11-05 :: at home with clay aiken
2004-11-04 :: piss quiz
2004-11-02 :: crap
2004-11-01 :: this isn't 'nam, smokey. it's bowling. there are rules.
2004-10-30 :: i'm crazy protractor face! although my vision is impaired, i can still see you've got candy
2004-10-28 :: how can you just sit there when 'assisted-living vampire' is on?
2004-10-27 :: if that ain't country i'll kiss your ass
2004-10-26 :: i only eat food in bar form
2004-10-25 :: you have not lived until you've typed "tori spelling" into a search engine
2004-10-22 :: trust the gordon's fisherman
2004-10-20 :: is that a real poncho?
2004-10-18 :: lightning crashes, pretension thrives
2004-10-14 :: baking chocolate and lysol
2004-10-12 :: john macintoe
2004-10-11 :: i service society by rocking
2004-10-07 :: ballad of big nothing
2004-10-06 :: heidelberg catechism
2004-10-05 :: hold me closer tony danza
2004-10-03 :: i've never had it so well before
2004-09-30 :: i find your lack of faith disturbing
2004-09-29 :: all i wanted was a pepsi and she wouldn't give it to me! just one pepsi!
2004-09-27 :: upper decker
2004-09-25 :: squarer than robot shit
2004-09-24 :: NPR and macrame
2004-09-21 :: wakeboarding is not a crime
2004-09-20 :: the art of falconry
2004-09-15 :: don't worry 'bout nothin cause it won't take long
2004-09-14 :: listen up everybody if you wanna take a chance
2004-09-13 :: confessional
2004-09-11 :: watch the line of flight of the ball
2004-09-09 :: someone keeps leaving their 11x13 poster of lil' bow wow in the color copier
2004-09-07 :: it's a cruel cruel summer
2004-09-03 :: rapid rewards
2004-09-02 :: i said lady, step inside my hyundai
2004-08-31 :: he's looking at you, beavis
2004-08-28 :: taking your mom home tonight
2004-08-27 :: vermin on the mount
2004-08-25 :: what do old people smell like?
2004-08-24 :: craptacular
2004-08-23 :: it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
2004-08-20 :: tina, eat!
2004-08-19 :: we plants are happy plants
2004-08-18 :: large fuzzy dice hang proudly
2004-08-16 :: fried green tomatoes
2004-08-16 :: i think i have tourette's
2004-08-13 :: netflix espionage
2004-08-12 :: bedenimed
2004-08-11 :: if nautical nonsense be
something you wish
2004-08-09 :: but no more than the
average office worker
2004-08-07 :: if you can't say something nice,
come sit by me
2004-08-06 :: fine pewter portraits of general
apathy and major boredom
2004-08-05 :: don't drive angry
2004-08-03 :: do the chickens have large talons?
2004-08-02 :: tina! come get your ham
2004-07-29 :: i approve this message.
in fact, i think it�s awesome
2004-07-28 :: another email from an effin baby!
2004-07-27 :: i think i got a food in the oven
2004-07-26 :: the sharks are biting
2004-07-25 :: liquid krispy kreme?
2004-07-23 :: the hot hot heat in the 206
2004-07-21 :: if karma is real we're all screwed
2004-07-20 :: and that's how it came to be known
as luxembourg
2004-07-19 :: margaret cho, shame on you
2004-07-17 :: don't you hate the word "toppings"?
2004-07-16 :: don't get too close to migs's cell
2004-07-15 :: what can brown do for you?
2004-07-13 :: five-generation portrait
2004-07-12 :: smooth jazz
2004-07-11 :: a giraffe named snapshot
2004-07-09 :: there is a wild fandango
loose in the building
2004-07-06 :: sack of wrenches
2004-07-05 :: i thought it was the end i thought it was the 4th of july
2004-07-03 :: lance armstrong is a butt nacho
2004-07-01 :: weird food and devastation
2004-06-30 :: gospel clowning
2004-06-29 :: monica the mennonite
2004-06-28 :: blame canada
2004-06-24 :: the battle of who could care less
2004-06-22 :: jellyfishin'
2004-06-21 :: got a good reason for taking
the easy way out
2004-06-19 :: taking your mom home tonight
2004-06-17 :: they're good people, they're fine americans, but they don't know what the queers are doing to the soil
2004-06-16 :: well baby i promise to wear my helmet when i'm riding on my bike
2004-06-14 :: you axe your mom please
but she still says no
2004-06-12 :: i'm from the east coast
so i don't say 'hella'
2004-06-09 :: a pig...IN A CAGE...onnnn...
ANTIbiodics! THANK you!
2004-06-08 :: hammer don't hurt em
2004-06-07 :: sounds like someone's got a
case of the mondays
2004-06-06 :: you're going to see a side of dignan that you've never seen before! a sick sadistic side
2004-06-04 :: you gotta get me one of
these jumpsuits
2004-06-03 :: 911 is a joke in your town
2004-06-01 :: infant literacy due to bovine
growth hormone?
2004-05-28 :: shouldn't steal my stuff
2004-05-27 :: driving into town
tired and depressed
2004-05-26 :: a puff of air to the eye
2004-05-25 :: for the last time
2004-05-24 :: too many puppies
2004-05-22 :: gaz
2004-05-21 :: an american whackmaster
in london
2004-05-20 :: i wouldn't say i've been
missing it, bob
2004-05-19 :: i don't want to
go to church anymore
2004-05-17 :: sir vay
2004-05-15 :: sense memory
2004-05-14 :: worldwide pants
2004-05-13 :: not mother?
2004-05-11 :: virtual knuckle cracking
2004-05-10 :: 7th heaven isn't too
far away in a manger
2004-05-08 :: i'd prefer not to
2004-05-06 :: so how many cameras are
actually on you?
2004-05-05 :: butter pecan extravaganza
2004-05-02 :: loganberry episode
2004-04-29 :: strawberry emergency
2004-04-28 :: "how the west was fun"
2004-04-27 :: wakey wakey, eggs and bakey
2004-04-26 :: dear auntie stephy
2004-04-25 :: bud cort is a satisfying name
to take in vain
2004-04-23 :: salah is at it again
2004-04-21 :: hold it in, we all win
2004-04-21 :: i'll think about that tomorrow
2004-04-19 :: i got bitches in the living
room gettin it on
2004-04-17 :: the caipirinha is our friend
2004-04-16 :: how'd an asshole like bob
get such a great kitchen?
2004-04-14 :: illustrated bible for
children under seven
2004-04-13 :: bursting with fruit flavor
2004-04-12 :: caps lock?
2004-04-09 :: waffles; forthwith
2004-04-09 :: bands with managers
2004-04-07 :: the slithy toves
2004-04-06 :: bells are pealing in the
church of oprah
2004-04-02 :: i'm extremely nonplussed.
is that the right word? - larry david
2004-03-30 :: circus peanuts = good!
2004-03-29 :: danny's not here right
now, mrs. torrance
2004-03-26 :: nurse ratched, antagonist
2004-03-26 :: look, i'm a collectible
2004-03-25 :: i came to tell you of the rhythms of the universe
2004-03-24 :: you know there's nothing to steal
from my mom and craig
2004-03-23 :: cigarettes and chocolate milk
2004-03-22 :: i wouldn't say i've been missing it, bob
2004-03-19 :: muahahaha
2004-03-19 :: worth the hasselhoff
2004-03-18 :: drugs are bad,
jenny eat something
2004-03-15 :: i want to spend all your money
2004-03-14 :: there is a wild fandango
loose in the building
2004-03-13 :: suck my teenage thumb
2004-03-12 :: and whatever rhymes with eloquent
2004-03-11 :: to toil in obscurity and die penniless
2004-03-10 :: you have reached the
winter of my discontent
2004-03-08 :: sad
2004-03-04 :: goldfish. nimble. pantleg hem.
(things that can bite you)
2004-03-02 :: the ethan hawke school
of smoldering intensity
2004-02-28 :: it could grip it by the husk
2004-02-27 :: gangs and your business: a very
important topic in society today.
suicide! let's start with that.
2004-02-25 :: i think courtney taylor-taylor injects
collagen, and i'm glad he does
2004-02-24 :: the lap dance is always better
if the stripper is crying
2004-02-23 :: patented front-butt technology
2004-02-21 :: see?
2004-02-20 :: mistakes
horrible ones
we knew
we meant
we were
to make
making
2004-02-19 :: nice dream
2004-02-17 :: black people love kool-aid
2004-02-16 :: Shave off that goatee,
you look like an idiot.
2004-02-14 :: cheese graters and razor clams
2004-02-12 :: delicious and nutritious
2004-02-12 :: glowing all green and white
2004-02-11 :: let me ask you a loaded question
(but his pants were already halfway down)
2004-02-09 :: gonna sip bacardi like it's my birfday
and you know we don't give a fiznuck
cause it's my birfday
2004-02-07 :: i spend too much time wondering
why i got an opinion
2004-02-06 :: hope you like crap
2004-02-05 :: you oughta give some serious thought
to thanking your lucky stars you're
in texas!
2004-02-04 :: couple of couches, sleep on
the loveseat
2004-02-03 :: now you bring something nice to wear
2004-02-02 :: justin timberlake does not make mistakes onstage
2004-02-01 :: moons over my hammy
2004-01-31 :: i am freezing
2004-01-30 :: say it ain't so
2004-01-29 :: horse hockey
2004-01-28 :: jim expresses negativity; attempts to
thwart maple syrup mission
2004-01-27 :: syruping
2004-01-26 :: oh, and peonies.
you can get me peonies.
2004-01-24 :: no wire hangers!
2004-01-23 :: beefy-T
2004-01-22 :: "there's nothing like a fat ass
in white pants." -shane m.
2004-01-20 :: just
2004-01-19 :: mmm, bacon
2004-01-18 :: with a face like that do ya
2004-01-17 :: getaway van
2004-01-15 :: poor man's tivo
2004-01-14 :: sophia & gabriel
2004-01-14 :: dilbert-esque
2004-01-12 :: later on you'll see it's kinda hard
bein' snoop d-o-double-g
2004-01-10 :: hot pockets
2004-01-07 :: the musings of shane
2004-01-07 :: cheap grace
2004-01-06 :: snow terror 2004
2004-01-05 :: tambourine mania!
2004-01-03 :: form of...a pail!
2004-01-01 :: egg nog, i love you
2003-12-30 :: goatees are the new mullet
2003-12-29 :: air rage
2003-12-25 :: the soft glow of electric sex
standing in the window
2003-12-23 :: all my exes live in texas
(they really do)
2003-12-23 :: steers and queers
2003-12-22 :: american by birth,
texan by the grace of God
2003-12-19 :: christmas cheer
2003-12-18 :: aqua teen hunger force
2003-12-17 :: well, i'll be dog
2003-12-15 :: car trouble inequals fun
2003-12-14 :: someone's been reading
'html for dummies'
2003-12-11 :: watch out boy, she'll chew you up
2003-12-09 :: no teabagging the customers!
2003-12-07 :: r.i.p. , mr. transmission
2003-12-05 :: zankou chicken
2003-12-04 :: corduroy ornaments?
2003-12-03 :: holiday drinks are here
2003-11-27 :: words, words, words.
2003-11-24 :: "i'm usually the date rape girl but this year i get to be the abortion girl!" -Hellhouse
2003-11-23 :: worldwide pants
2003-11-20 :: did you write this?
2003-11-19 :: putting it off
2003-11-18 :: Dos
2003-11-17 :: Uno
