2004-05-02
4:51 p.m.
Friday night Josh Billings babysat the boy while we went to a birthday party. He and his girlfriend Kym were supposed to babysit together but they got in a fight beforehand and only Josh ended up coming. We felt sad for him but not sad enough to tell him he didn't have to babysit. I told him the Layne Staley story and he said "Kym used to know Layne's girlfriend and she was always asking Kym to have a three-way with them." That totally trumped my story about the nephew. More ideas for flavor names: Raspberry Reckoning. Melon Enigma. Raisin Rash. Blueberry Boner. Loganberry Episode. Awhile ago I said that the two funniest words in the English language are 1. pants
2. weiner I think I have two more favorites to add:3. corn
4. hole
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