2004-05-17
3:21 p.m.
I was cleaning out my work email and found a survey with answers by Davy from two years ago. My husband is funny.
1. Things I shouldn't say to my parents:
a) Hillary Clinton
b) Planned Parenthood
c) George Bush is an ass-piece.
*Honorable mention by Ryan: �Would you two please keep your humping to a dull roar."
2. People I'd Like to toss off a bridge:
a) Oprah
b) Tori "Bag-of-Nickels" Spelling
c) Mariah
d) Lex
e) The Q-13 news anchors
f) Jerry Jenkins and Tim LaHaye
3. Nicknames I'm tossing about:
a) Biscuit
b) Molly Tamale
c) Snippety the Robot
4. People I would thank if I ever won an Oscar:
a) The unwashed masses
b) My fellow power-hungry nominees and their surgically-enhanced
wives-for-now.
c) Bono
5. People I would blame if I ever got arrested:
a) The arresting officer's unchecked ego problem.
b) Terry Coggins
c) Marilyn Manson lyrics
6. Things I'd love to eat right now but won't because I'm on Atkins:
a) A chili hamdogger
b) A plate of Italian Po-taste-Ohs
c) Crayons and ranch
7. Things I Do Not Want For Christmas:
a) Singing Mounted Bass
b) Infant Formula
c) To be bludgeoned
d) Any Creed or Creed-like CD.
e) A legless, floating torso
f) Pants with an elastic waistband
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