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ShariMacD - 2007-03-30 20:50:46
Just so long as you "Tidy Up" before they arrive: IKEA's banned "Tidy Up" commerical
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Underground - 2007-04-01 17:22:29
Once I was camping with Scouts on a national Jamboree, when we all got this waterproof plastic tube on a string. Througout camp we called it dildo. Being 14 I wasn't quite aware of it's true meaning and told about it extensively in a letter to my aunt in Boston. After reading her reaction to this letter, things started dawning on me. On an occasion at my previous job 9Animal Rescue Service), we were called in during the night, to catch a bat from a girls bedroom. On arrival we couldn't find the animal, but she insisted it was inside her closet, making strange noises. After having asked permission to search her piles of underwear, the first thing I stumbled upon was her 'Tarzan'. While switching the thing on I asked her wether this was the noise she heard.
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