2007-07-25
10:27 a.m.
How much do I love this piece of information that Perez alerted me to?!
Beyonce fell face first down a flight of stairs on stage at her concert in Orlando on Tuesday night, PerezHilton.com has learned. Totally fucking awesome! Mama went sliding down the steps, flailed around for a moment, scrambled to get her mic (that went sliding across stage), and kept on singing. Little Miss Armpits fell ended with a gash on her leg, which ended up bleeding. Sitting down for a song later, she asked the audience if they taped it �not to post it on Youtube�. That shit better be all over the Internets. Like NOW!
It was on YouTube today and it was spectacular, only because she�s such a cunt.
Shane said "I don't have any hard feelings towards beyonce'. To the left, to the left. Thats all I gots to say."
So I lost my phone and by the time I got it back it had been squashed by something probably metal and heavy and now half of the screen is blank and I can�t read text messages. Well, I can read half of them, a tantalizing half, so I tried to see if my phone was still under warranty and someone named Mohammed offered many condolences. I thought this email was so funny.
Dear Stephanie,
Thank you for taking the time and effort out of your day to get in touch with T-Mobile Technical care. My name is Mohammed, and it is my genuine pleasure to be of assistance in providing you with a definite resolution. I understand that you have dropped your Samsung t509s and the screen is half blank, not allowing you to view the screen clearly. I can clearly see the importance of this matter to you. Don�t worry Stephanie, I assure you that I would be delighted to assist you with your concern today.
Stephanie, I completely appreciate how urgent and important it is for you to be able to have a working phone all the time that helps you stay in touch with your loved ones. I can imagine that it is frustrating not able to use your services effectively, and I am really sorry to hear about your phone.
Stephanie, I thank you as well for promptly providing the necessary information so that I can further investigate. Upon researching, I deeply regret to inform you that we will not be able to exchange your Samsung t509s as it is physically damaged. Although you have not does it
intentionally, it is still considered as a damage as the problem occurred due to you dropping the phone. The warranty T-Mobile provides does NOT cover liquid or physical damages to the phone. I have reviewed your account and I do not see the equipment protection plan on your account that covers your phone incase of damages, loss and theft. At this time, I strongly recommend that you go for a handset upgrade where you could get any phone of your choice for a discounted prize.
Stephanie, I sincerely hope that the information provided above was clear to you. It is our pleasure to provide you with the best possible assistance for all questions and concerns you might have. Also, I would like to take this opportunity to personally thank you Stephanie for choosing T-Mobile as your cellular service provider since 2005.
Stephanie, your concerns are our concerns. Stephanie, you may also wish to visit our support website. I would like to take a moment to Thank you for being a part of our esteemed T-Mobile family Stephanie. We highly appreciate your business. Have a great day!
Sincerely,
Mohammed, Rep ID 2743289
Technical Care Specialist
T-Mobile USA.
How much do you want to bet that Mohammed is getting paid four cents an hour and does not live in the US? So I won�t get mad at him. Maybe my phone breaking is the universe�s way of telling me to get a Blackberry.
This morning as I was walking into work this poor man clearly off his schizo meds was yelling �I can tell a pedophile just by the look in their eyes! I smell pedophile ass!� He was yelling so loud. He was walking towards a bus stop full of people who were looking really nervous as he got closer and he hollered at them, �What�s up, child molesters?� It. Was AWEsome.
I baited Judah yesterday until he finally yelled "My name is NOT Eva Longoria!" I just wanted to hear him say it. Lolly bit him on the cheek yesterday because he told her that he�s made out of candy. She is a smart girl.
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