2007-06-26
1:40 p.m.
Here is a Jerry story I wrote about awhile ago (original air date 2.17.05). It just seemed to bear repeating. (Rhonda said it's okay to tell this. Jerry still hasn't been consulted.)
Rhonda and I were talking last night when she said "Oh! Did I ever tell you about my dad�s boner?" Sound of needle screeching off a record. Rhonda: Whenever I go back home to visit, he�s got that boner. Depending on the pants he wears it�s really embarrassing.
Me: You guys go out to dinner and stuff with him like that?
Rhonda: Oh yeah.
Me: What does your mom say?
Rhonda: I�m too embarrassed to ask her.
Me: The whole family goes out to dinner with him like that and you�re still too embarrassed to ask your mom about it?
Rhonda. Yeah. When he walked me down the aisle at my wedding he had it.
Me: Does he still lead worship at church?
Rhonda: Yup.
Me: With the boner.
Rhonda: Yup.
Then about a year later there was this, original air date 1.5.06Me: How was Christmas?
Rhonda: It was good!
Me: Does your dad still have that boner?
Rhonda: Yeah.
Me: STILL?
Rhonda: He wears pleated jeans so you can�t really tell. He was in a real good mood the whole visit.
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