2007-04-27
8:48 a.m.
The first thing we need to cover is the obvious: where has your mouth been? Oftentimes we, as citizens, come home from work or trips or pilates and we are asked, by whoever occupies our homes with us, Where has your mouth been? Sometimes there are objects, like food or cement, inside of our mouths, or attached to the side. Other times we have a crazed look on our faces, and smell of shrubbery. In either case, we need to answer the question. -� from Your Disgusting Head: The Darkest, Most Offensive and Moist Secrets of Your Ears, Mouth and Nose (How Books: Haggis-On-Whey World of Unbelievable Brillance) by Dr. & Mrs. Doris Haggis-On-Whey
Beth Ditto is writing a
column for the Guardian. She's rad.
Yesterday was Confederate Memorial Day in Dixie. I think that's worth noting.
Happy birthday Rob, you're the best keyboardist in rocknroll and also the nicest. Pants.
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