2006-11-07
11:23 a.m.
I wish everyone would realize that french manicures and goatees are the fashion equivelant of a mullet. The french pedicures are even worse, they�re stripper nails. I hate having to look at those nails and at goatees, I feel assaulted by them somehow. Oversensitive? Yes, but not this time. On the goatee and nails issue I�m merely correct.
We went to see the Borat movie and within the first five minutes it was already the best movie I�ve ever seen. I was enraptured the entire time and I�m still stunned that they took it as far as they did. I�m madly in love with Sacha Baron Cohen and must off his fiancee.
I just read that Lance Armstrong said running the marathon was the hardest thing he�s ever done. That makes me feel better about not finishing the one I ran in. I dropped out at mile 22 and my toes were bleeding through my shoes and the next day all my toenails fell off. Good thing I hadn�t gotten a slutty french pedicure!
I think Beck is the best rock poet since Dylan. Who's with me?
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