2006-10-03
9:35 a.m.
Bill on Lukebrookhart.com: "I want to retch! Sweet Jesus�that picture of him with the guitar!!! I am repulsed and outraged. I hope to find time in the near future to assault his delicate senses with a suitably disturbing narrative."
Judah, in response to my query if he had any dreams last night: "No, my brain was sleeping. It was too tired to get me dreams."
David on It�s A Wonderful Life: "When I saw that movie I fell in love with Donna Reed and that�s basically who I married, except with a foul mouth."
Adam Carolla on Loveline: "I went to Costco yesterday and spent $2000 on nothing. I don't even know what I got, I got like a 50 gallon drum of sunflower seeds and 7,000 diapers. I have no idea why."
Disheveled man on bus: "Look at this gunshot wound in my hand. The bullet is still in there. So do you have a boyfriend?"
Shane on basic survival: "I LIVED off my mom's valium when I was a kid. It is the only thing that got me through high school at all."
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