2006-07-26
9:49 a.m.
Yesterday while we were driving I was talking about how I love the Benefit lipstick color called "But Officer!" David said that they should put him in charge of naming lipstick colors and then came up with these. I wrote them down, see?
Chard Flag
Tortise Wiener
Chrome-a-tose
Ejaculavender
Tire Tread Red
Furbiscus
Blue Balls
Hindenberg
Who's surprised about this?
This guy looks more like a lesbian than an actual lesbian. Poor Lance.
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