2006-04-28
1:05 p.m.
I was at the FTD website and thought to myself, Self: who gets to make up the bouquet names? Cause I want to do it too. The Smooth Jazz bouquet of tulips. The Celebration of Life hand-tied gerbera daisy bouquet. I would like to name those bouquets. The Dirty Sanchez. The Dongdazzle.
So I was saying this to David and he emailed back his own bouquet names:
Petals to the Metal
Leafy Desperation
Balls to the Wall Sconce
Nocturnal Carnations
Lady Business
Dongs a Dozen
Shizzle to My Lily
Screw the Pooch
Tulips on My Organ
What in Carnation!?
Daisy Dukes
Snapdragon Envy
!(#*%& Please
Stemjob
Holy InCarnation
The Flavor of Stamen
Pansies in a Bunch
Taste the Golden Spray
Gently Coiffed Queefs
Queefy Greens
Tantric Chrisanthemums
The Lovin' Poonful
Daffodildo
Tappin' Aster
Gerbera Whipped This is the cutest thing ever!!
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