2006-04-03 12:30 p.m.
Went to Ikea with Shane yesterday. Some of his comments:
�There�s nothing like a fat ass in white pants.�
�Um, this furniture looks really cheaply made. It looks like it came from Ikea or something.�
�They should call the As-Is section the AS-IF section.� Since I'm quoting funny friends, Carrie had this review of Princess Diaries up at Netflix:"This movie looked like it was made by a fleet of retarded monkeys. Or Garry Marshall."
What is this! Pat Robertson appears alongside the Britney-giving-birth-whilst-grappling-a-bearskin-rug sculpture! Is it even okay for them to make that sculpture and display it in the first place? What about this exactly is pro-life? The Soup said that in real life she delivered via c-section, and that the pro-choice people are using it for their agenda, too. Dang it, I don't think the links are working. So here: http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/?itemid=1600
PorkTornado wrote THE most hysterical letter to UPS. If you can't click that either, then http://porktornado.diaryland.com
Yay Tab Energy drink is here! It tastes like watermelon jolly ranchers, but is 100% more energizing with cute packaging. I've always loved the shade of Tab pink.
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