2006-02-01
8:12 p.m.
Today's entry is courtesy of engrish.com, I mean, Lara's boyfriend in Brazil.
I want a kiss in the mouth every day, waked up its side you she will be first the people who I will see every day when to see you, I go to kiss you very!!!!!!! I want to make sex with you forever!!!!!! OH and as a special bonus here is something courtesy of the redneck/Texas/republican/christian right joke pipeline that flows through my inbox.An elderly couple was attending church services when about halfway through she leans over and says to him, "I just had a silent passing of gas, what do you think I should do?"
He leans over to her and replies, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."
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