2006-01-19
7:45 p.m.
Happy birthday to Lolly girl! One year old today!
I got a massage the other day and it was heaven on a freaking stick, or heaven on a deer antler, a naturally shed deer antler. Seriously, halfway into it she said "I�m now going to use a naturally shed deer antler to find your hidden stress points. Antlers act for deer as whiskers do for cats so I�ll be able to sense hidden tension spots with it." I really almost laughed out loud. Um�are you sure it was naturally shed, cause if you chopped it off or yanked it out then I just have a problem with that.
Now for today�s installment of Fan Mail. Today the subject line was "We need to talk."i noticed that i haven't been mentioned in your blog as you had earlier stated. i was going to bring it up last night, but i just didn't want to rock the boat. i really wish you would stand by what you state. i really feel i can't count on you anymore. sincerly, laura. Now for today�s installment of Conversations with Shane:
Me: "Why do I get all these emails saying GET ROCK HARD ERECTIONS?
Shane: "Because they want your penis to be firm. They want you to have a throbbing member."
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