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2004-10-11
11:25 a.m.

Hammerhead says she doesn�t feel safe in her office and she checks under every desk (at least 35 of them) when she does her night shift. I said �I don�t think it�s any less safe.� HH Jr. said �Oh come on. Use your common sense. Of course it is not safe at all. There are a lot of loonies in this building. Get real, Stephanie.�

Us to Hammerhead: �How are your plants doing?�
HH: �I don�t see why you�re continuing this line of questioning.�

On the radio this morning they said �We have Scott Stapp in the studio!� We thought they were kidding but they were not. The leather-clad loins and emphatic christlike onstage posturing proclaim the passion of the Stapp! Staring at me in his Jesus Christ pose. I would rather be processed through the digestive tract of an anaconda. Did anyone see his cosmic turn on Celebrity Poker?

Now this has just gotten ridiculous.



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