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2004-09-07
9:31 a.m.

Yesterday I was walking in Wallingford and heard this guy saying on his cell phone: "Bumbershoot was HELLA fun, I got HELLA lit, sheeeeit�." I gave him a dirty look, a kind substitute for kicking him in the balls like he so richly deserved.

Tivo is our friend. It is so choice. If you have the means I highly recommend picking one up. If you want a demonstration, come by and I�ll show you the new Surreal Life where Flava Flav and Brigitte Nielsen spar and Charo plays guitar suuuper good (who knew she could do that?) and naked drunken Brigitte runs into Jordan Knight�s barricade in the living room, and Tivo can skip over the commercials at the speed of frickin light, and Uncle Joey from Full House gets pissed when Jordan makes lascivious comments about the Olsen twins (and even bristles when you call them the Olsen twins, it�s Mary-Kate and Ashley you mofo), and Flav walks in on naked Brigitte holding the puppy and says "What you doin, breastfeeding the dog?"

I really like this new Pedro the Lion poster.




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