2004-04-02 11:41 a.m.
Here's some quotes from my friends that crack me up. "I love coffee. It really gets the show on the road." - Melissa Dipinto "He's too lazy to pull a greasy string out of a cat's ass." - Karla McBride "You could think that, but you'd be wrong." - David Drury (This is an excellent all-purpose response to anyone's opinion that you don't agree with.) "Their entire family looks like they were carved out of cream cheese." - Ms. Claree from Steel Magnolias (okay, she's not a personal friend but this quote is quite apt for the many occasions you encounter people whose life ambition is to be perfect) "That boy's about a sharp as a pound of wet leather." - Foghorn Leghorn (again, not a personal friend, lest you misunderstand) "I think you need to examine ways you can be a better friend to me. If you don't then I think you also need to examine why you don't know it. I can't always be there to tell you what you have done wrong. Oh, and write more about me in your blog." - Lara Mayer
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