2004-02-11
2:12 p.m.
I was talking to someone about folding socks. How we got on the subject I'm not sure, but they were taken aback that I don't match up socks and fold them together. To which I say, who has that kind of time?? That is just not in my frame of concept.Shane and I were discussing the popular theory that you can have oral sex and still be a virgin. His take on it: "If you have a weiner in your mouth, you are no virgin, honey! There had better be a snake bite on that weiner!" It's so beautiful out there today, feels like spring. I was just at the park and saw my friend Megan with her 10-day-old baby girl named Cosette. I was holding the baby and other moms (Microsoft widows) came by asking questions, and we both answered so knowledgably that I'm sure they thought we were a lesbian couple. Will someone please give John Mayer a wedgie? If you sound like contemporary Christian but you're not even in that genre there is a serious problem.
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