2004-01-23 11:55 a.m.
I went to the doctor and guess what he told me, guess what he told me. He said my throat was "raw and beefy" but that I didn't have strep, just a viral infection and that those can hurt your throat more than strep. Yay. The doctor was a cute guy of indescernible sexual orientation. When I got home I looked up his profile on the clinic website, and it said his hobbies are "equestrian art and classical literature." Yup, that was a homosexual I was dealing with. So my birthday is coming up on February 9 and in response to the many requests for present ideas (yeah right) here is what I want, for the record: - A Hoover hard floor cleaner that vacuums, mops and dries for you - Sugar perfume by Fresh, and/or Angel perfume by Thierry Mugler - The new Outkast - A subscription to Us Weekly - "Tuxicity" by Richard Cheese - any book by Aimee Bender - Cool As Ice on DVD (VHS acceptable) - diamonds and/or donuts - Def Leppard's "Hysteria"
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