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2003-12-30
8:57 p.m.

Why doesn't everyone know that by now? Goatees don't make you look younger or hipper, they just make you look like you want to look younger and hipper. Except for a few very rare cases, they just look like a big nasty cooter. There's a good reason why the goatee is also called a "Prison Pussy."

I was watching Ben Affleck on the Daily Show last night, which they taped last week and not in 1995 so he had no excuse to be sporting that crap on his face...I just wanted to kick him right in the forehead. Spread the word, make America less ghetto, no more goatees please DEAR GOD!!


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