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2003-12-11
10:09 a.m.

Last night we were out late and I ended up dropping off my work at 2 am. Weird stuff happens at 2 am at a hospital that caters to the mentally ill. I parked out in front of the hospital and as I was toting my heavy suitcase o' charts inside, a psychotic black man came towards me. He was coming up the middle of the street and yelling something unintelligible - all I could understand was "ma'am!" and "Harborview." He was about 30 feet away from me. At first I thought he was telling me I shouldn't park there or something so I stopped and faced him, but he was like a zombie from the Thriller video with an uneven gait and flailing limbs that acted like they would fall off any second. So I turned tail and tottered away hurriedly with my stupid heavy suitcase, hoping I would be faster than him and that he wouldn't have a gun.

I got inside and he was gone. Weird.

So I went in and Hammerhead was there. I told her a crazy black man had just tried to rape me (not really) and that I wanted a police escort back to my car. She called security for me and argued with them for awhile. "No, STEPHANIE wants an escort. No, you can come HERE. There's no need for her to meet you in your office. Sigh...never mind, I'LL take her." And she hung up. She got a cane and said "Come on, I'll walk you to your car. They won't mess with me, I'll hit em with my cane."

Last night at a new wave cover show the Lashes played only Strokes songs. It was funny and obnoxious and kind of endearing.


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